So for your pleasure I would like to share this hat:
I delivered it an entire year late to my brother-in-law. He asked for it for Christmas 2012 and got it this year. But the point is that he got it. (Even though Jac, his wife, begged me not to make it. The earflaps of the hat are extended into a scarf while the hat itself has Batman ears and a mask that folds down.)
Feel free to shame me in the comments. I deserve it.
I am the night.